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Jade LaFemme

Twitter: jadelafemme

For the theater geeks (I iz one of em) RENT!!!!


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For the theater geeks (I iz one of em) RENT!!!!

For Dirty Sally and Viral Radio


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[My call waiting cut me off on the Viral Radio post! :( ]


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For Dirty Sally and Viral Radio

No Rain and Bleeding Love


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No Rain and Bleeding Love

Soul Mates

twosilvergods (11:45:50 AM): yeooo
Slyparadox (11:45:54 AM): hola
twosilvergods (11:46:01 AM): sup sexy katie
Slyparadox (11:49:00 AM): lexi haz a cold
twosilvergods (11:49:05 AM): aw
twosilvergods (11:49:10 AM): no fun
Slyparadox (12:09:57 PM): i am convinced you’re my soul mate
twosilvergods (12:10:07 PM): aw baby
twosilvergods (12:10:12 PM): *lick
Slyparadox (12:10:19 PM):
Slyparadox (12:10:41 PM): don’t think because monogamy is not for me that you aren’t really special to me
twosilvergods (12:10:50 PM): i know honey
Slyparadox (12:11:10 PM): i don’t jump into the “L” word though it’s nothing personal. I’ve been screwed over a lot.
twosilvergods (12:11:18 PM): same here darlin
twosilvergods (12:11:30 PM): i don’t like the L word
twosilvergods (12:11:49 PM): unless i really feel it
twosilvergods (12:11:59 PM): which is tough because i’ve been broken plenty of times
twosilvergods (12:12:09 PM): no fun
Slyparadox (12:13:01 PM): that’s why I feel you’re my soul mate: from the first time I hung out with you I knew we had a connection
twosilvergods (12:14:32 PM):
twosilvergods (12:15:20 PM): yeah, i’m glad we met…you’re the most beautiful chick
twosilvergods (12:15:22 PM): meow
Slyparadox (12:22:01 PM): Aww I don’t think I am but I think I look pretty good for having first lost like 50 lbs and then having had a kid
twosilvergods (12:22:20 PM): yeah… sexy katie

Soul Mates

I DON’T LIKE IT!!!

twosilvergods (8:58:24 PM): heyy
twosilvergods (8:58:31 PM): nice pics baby love
Slyparadox (8:58:38 PM): glad ya like em
twosilvergods (8:58:53 PM): mmmm
twosilvergods (8:58:55 PM): *drool
twosilvergods (9:07:11 PM): meow
Slyparadox (9:07:59 PM): i’ve been wanting to write all day but the snow makes my bones hurt
twosilvergods (9:17:32 PM): *kisses
Slyparadox (9:31:34 PM): i don’t care what anybody says: i can’t stant talking on the phone and i like IM and text better dangit
twosilvergods (9:31:57 PM): YES
twosilvergods (9:31:58 PM): thank you

(I’m like Dana Carvey’s crabby old man character when it comes to technology):



I DON’T LIKE IT!!!

Oh Fiona, how I love thee….


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Oh Fiona, how I love thee….

Go Colts!!!

Go Colts!!!

I had a locally popular Myspace comedy profile.

I deleted my profile because I got sick and tired of people (usually men) who resent how funny I am and just do not like the competition.

Grow up.

I define being the best as going up against the best and beating them fair and square, right down the middle.

I bust my ass for everything I have. If I didn’t earn it, it isn’t worth having most of the time.

But when it gets to the point where I am getting harassed so much that the project I am doing stops being fun, then it is not worth continuing.

Life is way too short.

So I am venturing into music. I can’t wait to get my EP’s out.

I had a locally popular Myspace comedy profile.

For my friend Chad 360

My boy at very-different.com has been there for me through some of my worst times. He might be Bad Lisa’s (www.badlisa.com) homo, but he’s really grown on me.

(These are peeps I met on Myspace. They are two of the best people I know and I love them dearly.)

This one is for you, Chad!


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For my friend Chad 360

God is good and I want to sing

I sing every day. I love it. Writing and singing are what save me. I’ll be posting more voice blogs with me singing!

I am using my Trix McB profile to record.


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God is good and I want to sing

I sang a song! eeeee

“Sway” by Songwriters: Gimble, Norman (eng Lyr); Ruiz, Pablo Rosas


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I sang a song! eeeee

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.


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Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

Son of a Gun


Lyrics | Janet Jackson lyrics - Son Of A Gun (Remix) lyrics

Son of a Gun
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